Three Programmers at the Urinal...
Three male programmers, all three from different companies, were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first programmer finishes, then walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He proceeds to dry off his hands very thoroughly and carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensure that every single speck of water is dried off of every spot of his hands.
Turing to the the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second programmer finishes up at the urinal and walks over to the sinks and proceeds to wash his hands as well. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns, "At Macintosh, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient." he scoffs.
The third programmer finishes up, turns and walks straight out the door with the other two looking at him as he walks by. He shouts over his shoulder as the door is closing, "At Red Hat, we don't urinate on our hands."
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