Late one night, a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you..."
Alarmed, the burglar looked and looked but saw nothing that could of made sound. He kept on creeping and again the voice he heard before say, "Jesús is watching you..."
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me?" The parrot replied, "Yes."
This brought some relief to the burglar, he then asked, "What is your name?" The parrot replied, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot would name a parrot Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that name the rottweiler Jesús."
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